It's time to start thinking about hosting a Halloween party! My friend Courtney hosted an unforgettable soiree a few years back and I thought I would share it with you. You too can be the most fun hostess this side of Kentucky! Picture this, your very own... Tacky Dinner Party.
Prepare yourself for some serious tackiness!
Don't worry, it's totally on purpose.
I'm going to come right out and admit it... I fancy myself the life of the party, but this was my expression for much of the night...
I'm kind of a wuss when it comes to tackiness. I get easily embarrassed. I can't stand to watch movies like Meet the Parents. I get so uncomfortable. But this party is all about discomfort. Please note that I am dressed as a pregnant Hooters waitress.
Please meet the illustrious hosts. Socks and sandals, good choice.
(Let's all thank them for letting me repost their photos).
Look, I'm not going to lie to you people, it was horrendous!
But, I'd rather see my husband singing Neil Diamond Karaoke in a hideous mesh shirt than attend a spooky Halloween party. I'm not super into spookiness.
There were even crowns for the tackiest couple. I am not even going to tell you what the tackiest couple came as. Let's just say they put my pregnant Hooters waitress to shame. And here I was thinking I was SO tacky.
Easy cheese anyone?
I'm also not going to lie and tell you I don't totally get into karaoke. I mentioned this party was a few years ago and I actually was pregnant... but not very... so I added some stuffing for dramatic flair.
These cupcakes make me giggle to this day. So tacky! On so many levels.
What's a tacky Halloween party without cupcakes, in a kitty litter container, topped with tootsie rolls? My mother would be gasping right now.
So what do you think? Do you dare to throw a tacky Halloween party?